A blunt, darkly humorous punchline about aging and inevitability.
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This design delivers a sharp, unapologetic reflection on how time catches up with everyone. The bold typography paired with the quote’s raw honesty creates a punchy, modern statement piece — equal parts humor, resignation, and attitude. It channels that gritty, Davos‑style wisdom with a contemporary twist, making it perfect for anyone who appreciates a brutally truthful take on getting older.
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