A bold, tongue‑in‑cheek denial in loud typography.
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This design delivers classic deadpan humor with a bright, high‑contrast layout that makes the joke impossible to miss. The bold lettering of "Me? Sarcastic? Never.!" in the Kollektif font on a vivid background amplifies the sarcastic punchline, creating a playful, confident statement piece. Perfect for anyone who embraces wit, irony, and a little self‑aware attitude in their everyday style.
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